🔥 Free Shipping $50+ | Extra 10% Off $100+
Menu
Search Search Basket
0
Cart
White 17 oz stainless steel water bottle from URevolution with black text reading: “Tears of the last person that said something ableist.” Below the phrase, smaller text reads: “With hints of lemon and chamomile.” Featuring a sleek, bowling-pin shape, insulated design, and a leak-proof cap.
This is a photo of the front of URevolution's Ableist Tears water bottle. On the water bottle is a graphic of URevolution's original phrase; '"Tears of the last person that said something ableist." The phrase is written in lower case, black typewriter font, over three lines. Beneath the phrase, written in a smaller font, is: "With hints of lemon and chamomile."
This is a photo of the front of URevolution's Ableist Tears water bottle. On the water bottle is a graphic of URevolution's original phrase; '"Tears of the last person that said something ableist." The phrase is written in lower case, black typewriter font, over three lines. Beneath the phrase, written in a smaller font, is: "With hints of lemon and chamomile."
This is a photo of the front of URevolution's Ableist Tears water bottle. On the water bottle is a graphic of URevolution's original phrase; '"Tears of the last person that said something ableist." The phrase is written in lower case, black typewriter font, over three lines. Beneath the phrase, written in a smaller font, is: "With hints of lemon and chamomile."
The blank back of the Ableist Tears Water Bottl.e
This is a close-up photo of the bottom and base of URevolution's Ableist Tears water bottle. On the water bottle is a graphic of URevolution's original phrase; '"Tears of the last person that said something ableist." The phrase is written in lower case, black typewriter font, over three lines. Beneath the phrase, written in a smaller font, is: "With hints of lemon and chamomile."
This is a close-up photo of the bottom and base of URevolution's Ableist Tears water bottle. On the water bottle is a graphic of URevolution's original phrase; '"Tears of the last person that said something ableist." The phrase is written in lower case, black typewriter font, over three lines. Beneath the phrase, written in a smaller font, is: "With hints of lemon and chamomile."
A close up photo of the neck of the stainless steel water bottle.
This is a photo of the front of URevolution's Ableist Tears water bottle. On the water bottle is a graphic of URevolution's original phrase; '"Tears of the last person that said something ableist." The phrase is written in lower case, black typewriter font, over three lines. Beneath the phrase, written in a smaller font, is: "With hints of lemon and chamomile." The water bottle is being held by a person in their right hand.

Ableist Tears Water Bottle: “Tears of the Last Person That Said Something Ableist"

$29.95

Tired of ableist slurs? Need a sarcastic, disability-positive way to stay hydrated? Meet the Ableist Tears Water Bottle, part of our Tears of the Last Person collection. Whether you're calling out ignorance or simply surviving the day, this stainless steel, insulated water bottle keeps your drink at the perfect temperature—just like your patience for ableism (or lack thereof).

Why You’ll Love It

  • Sarcastic Spoonie Humor: A snarky way to push back against ableism while staying hydrated.
  • Keeps Drinks Hot or Cold: Double-wall insulation maintains your drink’s temperature for up to 6 hours.
  • Sleek & Durable: Made from high-grade stainless steel with a stylish, bowling-pin shape.
  • Perfect for Disability Advocates & Allies: Whether you're on the go, at work, or just over the latest ableist nonsense, this bottle makes a statement.
  • Sustainably Produced: Made on demand to reduce overproduction—because we care about the planet, too.

Product Details

  • Capacity: 17 oz (500 ml)
  • Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
  • Material: High-grade stainless steel with patented ORCA coating for vibrant, long-lasting colors
  • Insulation: Vacuum-sealed, double-wall construction to keep liquids hot or cold for up to 6 hours
  • Design Features:
    • Leak-proof & odor-resistant cap
    • Matte finish for a sleek, modern look
    • Compact, travel-friendly bowling pin shape
  • Care Instructions: Hand-wash only (dishwasher not recommended due to vacuum seal)

⚠️ Disclaimer: Keeping liquids in the bottle for more than 24 hours may cause an unpleasant smell. Hydrate responsibly!

Hydrate with Snark & Purpose

This isn’t just a water bottle—it’s a conversation starter, a movement, and a subtle way to say “I’m over this ableist nonsense.” Whether you're at work, the gym, or just existing in a world full of unsolicited comments, the Ableist Tears Water Bottle helps you stay hydrated while making a statement.

Each bottle is made to order, so please allow extra time for delivery. Thank you for supporting thoughtful, eco-friendly production!

More Snarky Drinkware? Yes, Please.

Check out our full Diversity & Inclusion Drinkware collection for even more witty, empowering designs.

More details
×
.collection-description { text-align: left !important; }