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White 17 oz stainless steel water bottle from URevolution with black text reading: “no. 57. Tears of the last person that gave me medical advice. With hints of lemon and chamomile.” The bottle features a sleek, bowling-pin shape, insulated design, and a leak-proof cap.
The no medical advice water bottle is white, shaped like a bowling pib, with black text that reads: "no. 57. Tears of the last person that gave me medical advice. With hints of lemon and chamomile." The bottle is shaped like a bowling pin with the lid off.
The no medical advice water bottle is white, shaped like a bowling pib, with black text that reads: "no. 57. Tears of the last person that gave me medical advice. With hints of lemon and chamomile." The bottle is shaped like a bowling pin.
The no medical advice water bottle is white, shaped like a bowling pib, with black text that reads: "no. 57. Tears of the last person that gave me medical advice. With hints of lemon and chamomile." The bottle is shaped like a bowling pin. At the bottom of the bottle is the measurement 17 OZ and the words, Uncomfortable Revolution
The no medical advice water bottle is white, shaped like a bowling pib, with black text that reads: "no. 57. Tears of the last person that gave me medical advice. With hints of lemon and chamomile." The bottle is shaped like a bowling pin. At the bottom of the bottle is the measurement 17 OZ and the words, Uncomfortable Revolution
The no medical advice water bottle is white, shaped like a bowling pib, with black text that reads: "no. 57. Tears of the last person that gave me medical advice. With hints of lemon and chamomile." The bottle is shaped like a bowling pin.
The no medical advice water bottle is white, shaped like a bowling pib, with black text that reads: "no. 57. Tears of the last person that gave me medical advice. With hints of lemon and chamomile." The bottle is shaped like a bowling pin. The water bottle is being held in a person's hand.

No Medical Advice Water Bottle: “Tears of the Last Person That Gave Me Medical Advice"

$29.95

Tired of unsolicited medical advice? Need a sarcastic way to stay hydrated while dealing with chronic illness nonsense? Our No Medical Advice Water Bottle is the perfect solution. Part of our Tears of the Last Person collection, this stainless steel, insulated bottle keeps your drinks at the right temperature—just like your patience for bad advice (or lack thereof).

 

Why You’ll Love It

  • Sarcastic Chronic Illness Humor: A snarky way to push back against unwanted medical opinions while staying hydrated.
  • Keeps Drinks Hot or Cold: Double-wall insulation maintains your drink’s temperature for up to 6 hours.
  • Sleek & Durable: Made from high-grade stainless steel with a stylish, bowling-pin shape.
  • Perfect for Spoonies & Allies: Whether you’re dealing with chronic illness, disability, or just tired of hearing “have you tried yoga?”, this bottle makes a statement.
  • Sustainably Produced: Made on demand to reduce overproduction—because we care about the planet, too.

Product Details

  • Capacity: 17 oz (500 ml)
  • Dimensions: 10.5″ × 2.85″ (27 × 7 cm)
  • Material: High-grade stainless steel with patented ORCA coating for vibrant, long-lasting colors
  • Insulation: Vacuum-sealed, double-wall construction to keep liquids hot or cold for up to 6 hours
  • Design Features:
    • Leak-proof & odor-resistant cap
    • Matte finish for a sleek, modern look
    • Compact, travel-friendly bowling pin shape
  • Care Instructions: Hand-wash only (dishwasher not recommended due to vacuum seal)

⚠️ Disclaimer: Keeping liquids in the bottle for more than 24 hours may cause an unpleasant smell. Hydrate responsibly!

 

Stay Hydrated, Stay Snarky

This isn’t just a water bottle—it’s a conversation starter, a movement, and a way to remind people to keep their unsolicited medical advice to themselves. Whether you’re at work, the gym, or just surviving another day, the No Medical Advice Water Bottle is here to keep you refreshed—minus the bad advice.

Each bottle is made to order, so please allow extra time for delivery. Thank you for supporting thoughtful, eco-friendly production!

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